Weird Wide Web ・・・ Adventures in High School Procrastination

In 2002, I was in year 8 and had very few friends. After enrolling in my third high school in two years, I was pretty sick of having to make a good impression for a bunch of cruel thirteen year olds. I spent all my free time re-watching episodes of Toonami that I’d taped, drawing bad anime or downloading midi files off of a multitude of Sailor Moon webrings.

Just before the summer holidays, it suddenly became very cool to have your own Geocities webpage. My friends had jumped on board, and as I was in the height of peer pressure acceptance, I followed suit. Thanks to the wonderful Geocities WYSIWYG editor, I knocked up a Hello Kitty profile page full of Comic Sans and a baby pink text cursor trail that I’m pretty sure read ‘WeLcOmE 2 mY wEbSiTe ^_^’. It was really just another pointless page among the trash heap of post Y2K internet. But at least it was my pointless page. Oh, and I just found an archived version. It’s beautiful. Continue reading

Do Body Doubles Dream of Phantom Sheep? ・・・ Metal Gear Solid V : The Phantom Pain

If I haven’t been at work or sleeping, the only thing I’ve done for the last six weeks is play Metal Gear Solid V. I’ve clocked over 100 hours. I’ve actively avoided social situations because they were conflicting with my game time. I have relished every opportunity to talk about how Mother Base is expanding, or what 80s throwback pop song I’ve loaded onto my helicopter’s loudspeaker this time.

(Uh, it goes without saying that a lot of major spoilers lie ahead, and if you haven’t completed Mission 46 you should probably proceed with caution) Continue reading