The Quest for Legitimacy ・・・ Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Girly Games

When I was in year 6, I had a Tamagotchi and a Digimon. I loved both, the Tamagotchi was cute but the Digimon was cool. Those terms seemed mutually exclusive. I once had a fight with a boy I sat next to in class because ‘the Digimon is for boys’. I nearly hit him.

‘I have both. I’ll play with whatever I want.’

I wanted the best of both worlds, I wanted cute and cool. Why should I have to choose? It was seemingly impossible for an eleven year old girl to find something that catered to both desires. Cute things were too kiddy, and cool things were always solely aimed at boys or girls much older. I got really suckered into everything Pokémon because the characters went on fun adventures and there were some cute Pokémon, but also some very cool ones. Continue reading

Playground Whispers ・・・ The Truth in Cheating

Before the internet was a welcoming place for pre-teens, we relied on two sources for gaming tips – magazine walkthroughs that were often spread across multiple issues, and hearsay from kids at school. Everyone ‘knew’ how to get Lara Croft naked, how to catch Mew…all because a friend of a friend of someone’s older brother read online about some secret cheat. These kinds of cheats spread like wildfire, and there were always very specific, yet very different tactics to completing them. We had memorised button combinations for level select codes, and the exact sequence of events needed to run into Missing No. But nine times out of ten, these very specific cheats turned out to be a complete waste of time. How many of us tried to get to that weird looking truck near the S.S. Anne?

There is of course, some truth to a few of these cheats. Encountering a certain trainer with a particular Pokémon in Pokémon Red/Blue that corresponds to the hexadecimal for Mew can trick the game into loading a random encounter with a wild one. It is stuff like this that I hadn’t really understood until I started to play around with hex values in emulators – since there was no risk of corrupting a cartridge this way. Even now, I only have a limited understanding of how the values correspond to one another, but it’s amazing that someone was curious enough to crack the game back then and work it all out. As a kid with no programming knowledge, it just seemed like a magical coincidence that a certain chain of events could trigger this kind of pay-off. Continue reading